R U a Freudian, Marxist, Darwinian, Herderite or Madisonian?!

This article hit home for me, especially in the realm of my situational "problem" I have been analyzing for class. Depending on the day and the cast of characters - I could be labeled any of these types!!! I never heard of Johann von Herder (sounds like a Monty Python character) but I related more to his philosophy.